the barricade would not have fallen if cosette was there tbh
when your friend tries to teach you something and you’re just like
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat] MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND